Because your plants deserve to rest in peacefully moist conditions.

A spiritual sibling to the cathedral planter, this gothic tombstone design is perfect for your indoor jungle of the damned. Includes:

🕯️ Large version – with a built-in drawer drip tray to catch all that emotional overflow 🪴 Mini version – not pictured, but included! No drawer, just a simple drip tray 💧 Drainage holes included for less root rot, more rotcore 🧱 Printed at 0.2mm, 15% infill, 3 walls 💦 PETG recommended for full waterproofing 🔧 Main planter needs some support – bottom sections are support-free

Drop dead gorgeous and practical. Just like you.